February 27, 2003

News From Above

God Quietly Phasing Holy Ghost Out Of Trinity

HEAVEN—Calling the Holy Trinity "overstaffed and over budget," God announced plans Monday to downsize the group by slowly phasing out the Holy Ghost. "Given the poor economic climate and the unclear nature of the Holy Ghost's duties, I felt this was a sensible and necessary decision," God said. "The Holy Ghost will be given fewer and fewer responsibilities until His formal resignation from Trinity duty following Easter services on April 20. Thereafter, the Father and the Son shall be referred to as the Holy Duo."

In other news...Mr. Rogers of "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" has passed away at the age of 74. On behalf of all my fellow public TV for children fans, I'd like to say: We will always be....your neighbor.

Posted by at February 27, 2003 08:36 AM

Me likely the new picture.

Posted by: Nuala on February 27, 2003 04:48 PM

cool! thanks! it's the last of that series of paintings i was doing last year, but i thought it appropriate as it was a self-portrait...

Posted by: jade on February 27, 2003 05:13 PM

although a girl from my work stopped by my house and saw the painting and said it was "so cute"! i think she meant it as a compliment, though....sigh...non-artist people...

Posted by: jade on February 28, 2003 08:27 AM