August 26, 2003

Time Will Tell...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George W. Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Posted by at August 26, 2003 04:08 PM

Kristina once told me that long, reasoned criticisms of G.W. are not really necessary. One should simply point to a picture of him, and shout loudly, "LIAR!!!"

Posted by: cody on August 26, 2003 10:57 PM

or point and laugh. that one transcends even language barriers.

Posted by: dianna on August 27, 2003 08:18 AM