November 12, 2003

Acceptable Excuses

My Poli Sci professor had just finished talking about a big paper we have due in class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were either a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and said: "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" Of course, we all exploded in laughter. When everyone had finally settled down, our professor just glared at the guy and said: "Well, I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Posted by at November 12, 2003 10:17 AM

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

that is too beautiful.

Posted by: michele on November 12, 2003 12:50 PM


That prof is an evil man. I think I like him.

Posted by: dianna on November 12, 2003 06:30 PM

I saw that on a joke site you stealer

Posted by: greydon on September 23, 2004 02:23 PM

You asshole!!!! you stole this joke from my joke site!!!!!!! I'm going to sue your ass!!!

Posted by: casey on September 23, 2004 02:24 PM