November 12, 2003

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race..... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the're a pansy.

If you work too hard.....there's never any time for her.
If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.
If you keep's male indifference.

If you're a wimp.
If you don''re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly're a pervert.
If you don''re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.
If you don''re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in're vain.
If you don''re a slob.

If you buy her're after something.
If you don''re not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your're full of yourself.
If you aren''re not ambitious.

If she has a headache.......she's tired.
If you have a don't love her anymore.

If you want it too're oversexed.
If you don't........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

Posted by at November 12, 2003 03:08 PM

Don't you think that's all a bit one-sided?

Posted by: dianna on November 12, 2003 06:21 PM

you know nothing.You better get wisdom to be bright

Posted by: jacob on December 11, 2003 06:45 AM

sheesh. people take things way too seriously. this was meant to be a joke, not a mantra for life.

Posted by: get over yourself on December 11, 2003 12:23 PM

Wisdom doesn't make you bright. Wattage makes you bright.


Posted by: dianna on December 11, 2003 12:30 PM